aka Rectangl’r (and no, it’s not misspelled)

  • I live in Planet Loser.
  • I was born on June 23
  • My occupation is my occupation.
  • I am going to stop the “Qooey” meme.

    Some Equations I Made

    October 23, 2018 by TSRITW
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    "Impossible" Difficulty

    August 6, 2018 by TSRITW

    Yup. You didn't ask for it, but I actually want an Impossible difficulty. It will only be added to my IWBTC: JDWTD. NEW PHASES!!!!

    The Root Pack: The unused Betty Beet.

    Goopy: "Goopy's Revenge": Look who's back, back again.

    R&C: The Scary Slotter: Thanks to MrYokai for making this boss.

    Cagney: Fire Flower: THIS FLOWER'S ON FIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Basically, Solar Flare fused with him.

    Hilda: Brutal Flying Behemoth: We need monkeys.

    Baroness von Bon Bon: Gelatin: We need fork repellent.

    Djimmi: Nope.

    Grim: Firey: HE SHOULDN'T WIN TWICE-O!!!!

    Wally: Red: I AM SO ANGERYYYYYYY!!!!!

    Beppi: Luan Loud: Yep. THAT one.

    Rumor: Duck Guy: PESKY BEE!

    Werner: Jerry and Harry: How did those farters get in here?

    Dr. Kahl: His brain: Uhh...

    Brineybeard: Captain Ahab: He…

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    Bosses or phases with an asterisk (*) is a shmup boss.

    Note: This list does NOT include the phases and sub-bosses of TSRITW, RubRub, Four, TSRITW IRL, and Chapter VI and VII bosses because there are too many. Instead, scroll all the way down to the bottom of the list. The files are over there.

    Boss Name          Level Reference     Death Quote         Difficulty

    Spudow Starch Wars Plants vs Zombies Heroes

    "I put the OW in SPUDOW."

    Onion Rings Starch Wars Plants vs Zombies Heroes

    "I'm so powerful

    I make you cry."

    Beta-Carrotina Starch Wars Plants vs Zombies Heroes "Looks like I found the ROOT of the problem." Normal
    Starch-Lord Starch Wars Plants vs Zombies Heroes "I'm great at ROOTING for the Plants." Normal
    Headstone Carver Grave Danger Pla…

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    Welcome to I Wanna be the Cuphead: Just Deal with the Dancing Devil!

    This is like Cuphead, but combined with IWBTG and BATIM, with a whole lot of crossovers!

    Also, RaG levels aren't available for now.

    Levels marked with an asterisk (*) are shmup bosses.


    The Kid

    Bendy (can be unlocked by beating him in The Dancing Devil)

    Mugman (can be unlocked by completing Normal Mode)

    BubBub (can be bought from the Store of Secrets)

    Nessy (can be bought from the Store of Secrets)

    Four (can be unlocked by beating him in The Battle for BFDI)

    TSRI2 (can be unlocked by defeating TSRITW IRL)

    Starting Cutscene

    The Root Pack in Botanic Panic

    Goopy la Grande in Ruse of an Ooze

    Ribby and Croaks in Clip Joint Calamity

    Cagney Carnation in Floral Fury

    Hilda Berg in Threatenin' Zeppelin*

    Bendy in The…

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