Cala Maria is one of the bosses on Inkwell Isle Three on the boss level, "High Seas Hi-Jinx!"



Cala Maria is a giant, lavender-skinned mermaid with a (presumably) dead octopus on her head, acting as a 'hair'. She wears a blue seashell bra, has pale aqua eyes, and has what looks to be gills on her arms, if not scars.

In her second phase, however, Cala Maria takes the form of a gorgon mermaid, with the octopus tentacles on her 'hair' turning into snakes, her eyes becoming yellow and cat-like, her teeth becoming razor sharp, her tongue turning fork-like, and her skin turning a shade of light green. The seashell bra she once wore is now made of seaweed or possibly grass.


Cala Maria is a flirty being that seems to have some type of interest in Cuphead and Mugman, as seen in her intro where she makes a sweet "yoo-hoo!" sound while fluttering her eyelashes. Her first phase death message only helps prove this. However, she seems to become more cruel once she is forcefully transformed into a gorgon mermaid by her own electric eels biting her hips. 

Cala also seems to have a strong connection with fish and aquatic animals, for she can summon them at will to help her, and also use them as weapons without the fish caring much.



Cala Maria rises from the ocean, and then flips her octopus hair back while making a pose and flirtingly calling for Cuphead and Mugman.

Phase 1

"You are a cutie...I am not sure if I should catch and release!"
Cala Maria, Phase 1 Death Screen

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Cala Maria's original opening intro, which was later switched into one of her attacks.

In this first attack, Cala has a wide of range of attacks that she can combine to corner the players and damage them. It is also important to note that she can only be damaged by shooting at her head at all times. Because of this, her first phase is often hard to beat for many players. Cala has two main attacks:

  • When Cala sinks into the sea and pulls out a giant fish to attack, she will get either a yellow fish or a red fish. These fish, once they escape Cala's grasp, will damage the players if they inadvertently run into them.
    • The red fish that spits out three bursts of fire fishes in 6-way spread formation. In simple mode, it will shoot two bursts only, a burst of five fire fishes then a burst of four. In expert mode, the red fish will shoot out four burst of fire fishes that spread in five or six alternatively.
    • The yellow fish spits out an electrified dolphin that homes onto the players, the moment when the dolphin stop chasing the player(s), it will turn into three dolphins biting other's tail forming a ring. In expert mode, the yellow fish will shoot two homing dolphins.
  • Cala can summon three ghost pirates by spewing them from her mouth. These ghosts will charge at players once the players are in sight, and they are harder to dodge if accompanied with puffer fish or other sea creatures.

Cala can supplement these attacks with sea creatures that she summons to aid her and corner the players as she executes her other attacks:

  • Seahorse: A literal sea horse appears from the water that will drink from the sea and spit out water upwards at the players while moving around. While the water stream can not damage them, it will constantly push them up, making it hard to avoid Cala's upcoming attacks. The seahorse itself can be disposed of by shooting at it, which it will wave his hand in defeat. Hitpoints = 80/90/100
  • Turtle: A turtle appears that has a cannon installed within its shell travels to the left side of the screen. The cannon on its back shoots out bombs that will explode and release bullets in eight directions. In simple mode, the bomb will just explode in four cardinal directions. The turtle itself can be disposed of by shooting at it, which it will raise a white flag in defeat. Hitpoints = 140/150/180
  • Puffer fish: Waves of puffer fish will float from below in a random pattern as players frantically avoid them, while also avoiding Cala's attacks. Some of these puffer fish can be parried which makes it easier to dodge. The puffer fish itself can be disposed of by shooting at it, which it will completely deflate and fall back into the water. Hitpoints = 10/10/10

After taking enough damage, two electric eels appear and bite Cala Maria’s hips, electrocuting her in the progress. While being electrocuted, her octopus tentacles turns into "snakes", her fingernails turn into claws, her skin turns to a greenish tint, her seashell bra turns into one made of seaweed, her tongue turns into a forked tongue and her eyes become yellow with slit pupils, making her resemble a gorgon, or as an example, Medusa. This transformation commences the second phase of the battle.

Phase 2

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Cala in her gorgon form.

"You dare to gaze?! How 'bout stone boots so you can swim with the fishes!"
Cala Maria, Phase 2 Death Screen

In this phase, Cala Maria will not attack the players, but instead, the electric eels will attack for her. These electric eels constantly appear around her and shoot five-way split bullets at players. If players don't destroy them fast enough, it will become a bullet hell situation as more eels surface and fire. Hitpoints = 40/45/45

While the eels are attacking the players, Cala will occasionally shoot a gaze at them turning them to stone like Medusa. Players can escape by tapping the directional buttons, but they have to be fast because they will be an easy target for the eels to hit. Player being petrified needed 22 inputs to set free from it in all settings of the game.

After taking enough damage, her body will turn to stone and crumble as her head floats into a cavern which commences the final phase.

In simple mode, her entire body including the head will turn to stone with a shocked expression and her snakes looking shocked and in pain as well, ending the battle without entering the cavern.

Final Phase

Cala phase fin

Cala as a floating head.

"Holy mackerel! Is that your best effort?"
Cala Maria, Final Phase Death Screen

In this phase, players traverse through a cavern filled with corals as they avoid getting hurt by them and the spike columns that randomly appear. The snakes will spit out bubbles with skulls inside moving up and down and Cala retains her stone gaze as means to freeze them and damage them by the bubbles, corals or the spikes.

Once taking enough damage, Cala is defeated as she looks away in sorrow while one snake sadly plays the violin.


Description Audio
Cala Maria's introduction.
Sfx mermaid intro
Cala Maria cackling as she disappears into the sea.
Sfx mermaid tuckdown laugh
Cala Maria's reaction to her fish slipping from her fingers.
Sfx mermaid fish launch
Cala Maria summoning a random sea creature for assistance.
Sfx mermaid summon loop start
Sfx mermaid summon loop
Sfx mermaid summon loop end
Cala Maria breathing in and unleashing ghosts from her mouth.
Sfx mermaid yell start
Sfx mermaid yell attack
Cala Maria transforming into a gorgon.
Sfx mermaid transform
Cala Maria cackling as a gorgon.
Sfx mermaid merdusa cackle
Cala Maria shooting a petrifying gaze.
Sfx mermaid merdusa zap loop start
Sfx mermaid merdusa zap loop
Sfx mermaid merdusa zap loop end
Cala Maria's body turning to stone and breaking apart.
Sfx mermaid merdusa fallapart break
Cala Maria firing a petrifying ghost from her eyes.
Sfx level mermaid phase3 ghostshoot 01
Sfx level mermaid phase3 ghostshoot 02
Sfx level mermaid phase3 ghostshoot 03


Normal Mode Expert Mode
Cuphead - Cala Maria (A+ Grade)02:08

Cuphead - Cala Maria (A+ Grade)

Cuphead Cala Maria S Rank02:24

Cuphead Cala Maria S Rank



  • Cala Maria was first teased at the E3 2015 trailer. Since then, no gameplay of the boss battle was shown, it is just a .gif where we can see the creation process of her idle animation.
  • In the E3 2015 demo, the music for Botanic Panic was the same as Cala Maria's battle music in the final version.
  • Cala Maria and Captain Brineybeard are the only nautical bosses in the game.
  • Her name is a pun on "calamari", a type of cooked squid, as well as "calamaria," a genus of dwarf burrowing snakes. This foreshadows her transformation into a Gorgon for the second and third phases of the battle.
  • Her first death screen mentions "catch and release". This is referred to how fishermen don't keep the fish they catch when they're in a competition or having fun.
  • Her second phase death screen mentions the words "stone boots". This is a reference to cement shoes, a method of execution that criminals, especially the mafia, used to kill their victims by weighing them down with cement and throwing them into water so that they drown.
  • She is based on Eliza, the second boss from Gokujou Parodius. In her early design sketches, Cala Maria wore a ship on her head much like Eliza, however this was scrapped due to being difficult to animate.
  • Her floating head form in the final phase is a reference to Medusa being decapitated by Perseus in Greek mythology, which has also been referenced in other video games featuring Medusa, such as the Medusa Head, a recurring enemy and boss in the Castlevania series as well as Lar, the final boss from Chariot: Three Wonders.
  • The fact that this is an air battle against her in her final phase might be a reference to the battle with Medusa in chapter 9 of Kid Icarus: Uprising.
  • In the good ending, her size is roughly equal to Cuphead and Mugman, which is odd, considering she is huge during her boss fight.
  • When transforming into her third phase, her body turns to stone and her arms fall off, making her resemble the famous statue, the Venus de Milo.
  • When she summons a sea creature to help her, the eyes on the octopus on Cala Maria's wig will be open instead of having dead, crossed eyes, meaning that the octopus is possibly undead.
  • The turtle enemy Cala summons bears a striking resemblance to the character Toby Tortoise from two of Disney's Silly Symphonies cartoons The Tortoise and the Hare and Toby Tortoise Returns.
  • During her first phase, when the ghosts are released, Cala Maria will make a sound very reminiscent of a fog horn.
    • The animation she uses to fire the ghosts appears to be her old, unused intro animation.
  • In her 3rd phase, her death screen seems to have a neck after her whole body turned to stone and broke. This may be an error.
  • Her third death screen is a double meaning; "Holy mackerel" is a slang phrase meaning "Holy cow", and mackerel is a kind of fish, which, given her aquatic nature, would make sense.
  • Although it may not look like it, Cala Maria is based off of Betty Boop from the Betty Boop cartoons, as seen in one of the beta sketches for her design (the Betty Boop cartoon in the beta sketch is specifically her first appearance Dizzy Dishes). In a Betty Boop Opening, Betty Boop says "Yoo-Hoo!" while winking. In Cala Maria's Intro, She happens to call out "Yoo-Hoo!" While flipping her octopus wig out of her face. Another example of Cala Maria being based from Betty Boop is in the cartoon Where's Freddy aka Betty Boop's Lifeguard (1934) where Betty Boop turns into a mermaid.
  • Cala Maria, along with Ribby and Croaks and Captain Brineybeard are the only bosses to have a custom death animation on simple mode.
  • Cala Maria's eyes in the first phase seem to be based from a cartoon female moth from the Silly Symphony cartoon Moth and the Flame as evidenced in the same beta sketch as the Betty Boop scene in Dizzy Dishes.
  • When defeating her in regular mode, her snake hair can be seen connected to her body, stating that the octopus is physically connected to her as hair, which goes against some artists believing that the octopus is a wig.
  • Her 1st phase death screen depicts her making the "Off with the head" gesture, which hints that she was merely trying to seduce Cuphead and Mugman so she could kill them off guard, which is a subtle reference to the deceptive nature of Merpeople in ancient mythology.
    • This also foreshadows her being decapitated in the third phase.
    • It also references how mermaids (sirens, merrow) would draw sailors in with beauty, and then they would perish at sea.
  • It could be argued that her fight is similar to the Silly Symphony, “King Neptune”. In the short a mermaid is held hostage by pirates and the sea creatures, along with Neptune and the other mermaids, save her. In her fight, she’s a mermaid who is trying to defend her contract and soul from Cuphead and Mugman. Sea creatures come to help her out, and while there are no other mermaids in the fight, the eels fighting for her in Phase 2 can be seen as stand-ins.
  • "Yoo-hoo!" is a commonly used cliche in old cartoons in which an attractive woman uses that phrase to flirtingly call out to a man who is interested in her.
Inkwell Isle One
The Root Pack (Moe TatoWeepyPsycarrot) • Goopy Le GrandeHilda BergCagney CarnationRibby and Croaks
Inkwell Isle Two
Baroness Von Bon BonBeppi The ClownDjimmi The GreatGrim MatchstickWally Warbles
Inkwell Isle Three
Rumor HoneybottomsCaptain BrineybeardSally StageplayWerner WermanDr. Kahl's RobotCala MariaPhantom Express (Blind SpecterT-BoneBlaze BrothersHead of the Train)
Inkwell Hell
King Dice (Tipsy TroopChips BettiganMr. WheezyPip and DotHopus PocusPhear LapPiroulettaMangosteenMr. Chimes) • The Devil

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